humancum:

Talking on Skype:

5% = Hi, how are you?

95% = Can you hear me?

teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

you-put-your-left-armin:

Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets